That time someone threw a lollipop at David Bowie and it got stuck in his eye.

I’m trying real hard not to binge watch True Detective. I’m allowing myself one episode a day because it’s like a delicious cake.

You guys like cute cat videos right?

overlordclinton:

how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ

You’ve really blown a hole wide open in an otherwise completely historically accurate television show.

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onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

2 things..

1) I wish this happened to every moron who lines up like a sheep to be a consumer because they’re stupidly still excited about a new iphone.

2) If Apple is really so innovative and forward thinking, you’d think they’d put a hole in their packaging so that you don’t get that suction caused by opening this type of box. An Apple logo shaped hole for example, and a tighter fit in the box for the actual phone to sit in. Something to at least set them apart, considering they’re copying and playing catch up to Samsung’s Galaxy phones.

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empgonzo:

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

Where I work we’d totally do that too.

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celebreceipts:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS Nash Grier Removed Video

Gee, that’s like, only 383 things. Who the fuck is this Nash Grier fuckwit and why do people like him? I only ever see the douchey shit he says or does. Someone who is incapable at looking into the camera lense because they love looking at themselves on the screen next to it, is a collosal shit alone.

tastefullyoffensive:

Can I get a what what?

Me with everyone ever

h0thpotato:

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I seriously just did this. I retyped the message 6 times and then just closed the screen. YOU ARE SO COOL. LIKE MEEEEEE

guy:

THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

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How do you become one of those promoted Tumblr accounts? I want to annoy strangers.

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

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Relacing an old pair of shoes I realised I am incredibly OCD about this.

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