Trying to make tiny precision parts out of aluminium is tricky.

If there’s one thing better than really good badass cosplay, it’s group really good badass cosplay.

Things aren’t going well when you type in one letter into the url bar of your browser and it automatically brings up a porn site suggestion. My browser is like “Yeah yeah, I know. Nobody will fuck you. Here’s that porn site”.

"I’ve been kissing this railing for 5 minutes and it’s not feeling good."

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Now to go to some Street Fighter tournaments and make my opponents say “have mercy”

or better yet

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“you shouldn’t be depressed(/sick/upset/etc), people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

This. Don’t ever say this.

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Kill Bill

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Believe in Zoidberg
#sdcc #sdcc2014 #zoidberg #jesus #religious #futurama
#fx #fxmakeup #spfx #makeup #mua #setlife #shoplife #gore #horror #blood #specialfx #specialeffects #makeupfx #zombie #creature #faceoff #moldmaking #cosplay (at San Diego Comic Con 2014)

"A 64-year-old woman was hospitalized with a possible broken arm after being hit by a car during the annual [SDCC] ZombieWalk, in which people dress as the undead — complete with blood and gore — and stagger down a street. San Diego Police say the driver was a 48-year-old deaf man who had his small children with him. “The entire family in the car was deaf, and they were scared,” SDPD officer David Stafford told Deadline.

At about 5:30PM, the car was stopped at the intersection of 2nd and Island avenues, about a half-mile from the Convention Center, waiting for the marchers to lurch by. The driver told police that his children were frightened by the throng, so after several minutes, he began rolling forward trying to get out of the area. At that point, police said, several people surrounded the car and began beating on it.

Police say the father drove forward again trying to get away from the angry crowd, and that’s when he struck the woman with the side of his car."

Deadline. There’s video of dweebs getting mowed down by the hearing impaired, thanks to youtube…


One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

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Dramatic Pug

When you pose for a photo but it’s video.



i wish i could say something this swagless and still have 50 million twitter followers

His answer isn’t even correct, grammatically. He was asked what was there, that he was there for. Not why he was there. It’s like his brain just scrolls the usual responses and phrases he could say like The Terminator, but instead of responses to fit in and seem human, his cpu is set to “colossal douche”.

Edit: It was at an AIDS research gala. Because nothing says “I’m elite and have style” like being a pretty boy acting cool at a disease benefit.

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