Man, I hate Yoko Ono and how she broke up the Beatles. She lured John Lennon using her dark magic, and John Lennon was like “No, no, I don’t love you!!” and she was like “Yessss, yes you dooo.. you will marry me” and he was like “Eww, no.. you art sucks and you’re ugly, I won’t, I ww…ungh” and then her magic took effect and every night he lay next to her in bed, little demons would dance around his head, telling John to break up The Beatles. And then John walked into the recording studio and said it was to be the last album because he said so. And the rest of the band was like “Whaaa? But we got like 50 more great albums in us, why would you do this John?” and they tried to murder Yoko but her magic was too strong, and because she always hated The Beatles and their music, she made a young man crazy. He loved John so much, she sent a magic mist to poison his mind and made that young man murder John Lennon. A fan killing someone he found too beautiful for this world, how evil of Yoko, but she just laughed hovering over John’s bloody body, then she flew up into the sky and cursed George with a knife attacker, who was unsuccessful so she gave him throat cancer, admittedly taking her time because that time it was now the 90s, but that ‘s how evil Yoko Ono is. She plays the long game for revenge. She cursed Paul with a dead wife, then a new one legged harpy, who would marry then divorce him taking half his money. She also doomed Ringo with obscurity and stuck as the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine. It was all Yoko Ono’s fault.


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Police: Man who fired officer's gun at city hall was high on mushrooms, had 'superhuman strength'


Get into this.

An 18-year-old white dudebro high on mushrooms breaks into a government building acting wild as fuck.

Dudebro goes BUCK on several police officers.

During his all-out bucktitude, he manages to break out of handcuffs and grab a police officer’s gun.

HE FIRES OFF A SHOT from this gun.

A gang of the keystone cops finally subdue him and take his precious ofay ass off to be booked.


Let’s imagine how this shit would have gone down if dudebro was black:

"Police officers shot and killed a black man acting erratically in a government building yesterday. They fired a total of 1,169 times. They said he made furtive movements and that his keys looked like a gun. An autopsy revealed that the man was on crack, heroin, and the marijuana, and his blood alcohol was 856 times the legal limit. Police say he has a criminal record dating back to 1956, before even his parents were born."

This is implicit and institutionalized white supremacy in action.

H/T Brennan Proctor

Cops do their job and somehow still manage to be racist. Yes, cops are racist and awful, but please stop turning things into your own hypothetical racism when there’s plenty of real examples already.

You can’t be like “Cops help little white girl cross the street.. but if it had been a little black boy, they would’ve pushed him off the road and murdered his entire family in front of him!!!!1!!!one!!!eleven”

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This is also happening in Iraq right now. Many young girls are taking up arms to fight and protect their families against terrorist militants who are trying to slaughter them…

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Salma Hayek

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Love the fact that the 25th anniversary Blu-ray & dvd edition here comes with a reversable slip sheet without all the rating and logo shit. Nice work Madman entertainment.

Made a stand for my projector to make watching movies on the ceiling a little more sturdy. Seriously people, possibly the best idea I’ve ever had.




This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

Yeah, it looks magical at night, but that shit is annoying as fuck during a sunny day, when it reflects the sun into you eyes and you suddenly remember why you hate the rich all over again.

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Today I bought a new mattress because when you can feel all the individual springs, you know it’s time for a new one.

Also, I’m gonna have the house all to myself this weekend, so.. alone.. new bed.. you know what this means ladies.. Yeah, that’s right, I’m gonna lay in bed all weekend in my undies watching movies, eating nachos and ice cream.

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This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

I now believe in love at first sight.

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Well played Tina Fey… well played.

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