Just realised I was staring out the window. I need to do something about this awful life I lead.
There’s so much about this video that I love, I was going to list all of them but then I would just be describing everything in it, but I think I’ve settled on the guys wanting to keep dancing as my favourite.
A while back, I was asked by someone to draw their girlfriend in a Pin-up/cheesecake style, as a present for her I think, but then she dumped him. This was as far as I got. Probly just as well, cause I’m terrible at likenesses. Nah, just kidding. He’s a good guy. I actually felt bad.
I made an account just to post art stuff. I’m gonna try to post there instead of here, so I can use this one to focus on dick jokes, bitch and moan, and reblog funny animated gifs. Although my instagram is linked to this Tumblr already so you might get an occassionaly square photo of a sketch with an obnoxious filter still.
So if you’re only following me just for the creative stuff, follow me there instead. It’s ok, I understand.
I fucken hate this place sometimes. While the lower states have been experiencing cold for a while already, I’m still sittin in my undies with a fan on, at night. I want it to be cold aready. I miss staying huddled in bed. I miss wearing hoodies and flannels. I hate going out when it’s hot. I get all gross and sweaty. Nobody likes a sweaty fat guy. I want to break out the jackets again. I like going out when it’s cold. It makes me happy when people are shaking and miserable. It actually brings me joy to see them suffer. Oh, this went in a weird direction.
So God made Jesus. But he made him without a mother. He made Jesus, but he was like, part of him. So God rubbed one out and put in Mary? Ok, maybe not his jizz, the “holy spirit” I guess. Either way, raped by a ghost or slingin jizz into her, Mary really got the rough end of that deal. Why did God pick her anyway? Was he lookin down and saw she was hot or something?
I’ll should probly delete this tomorrow.
YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED
I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh.
moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE.
how is anyone in australia still alive?
The real plot line of 30 Rock.
Don’t forget the final scene.
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
I was able to sit through 2 girls 1 cup and Mr Hands with no problem but this.. this was impossible.
The cop went into a fenced property. It barked at him, he pulled his gun and shot himself in the leg. A+++