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shelbysbutt:

shelbysbutt:

shelbysbutt:

Jeff bridges is Santa Claus

Jeff bridges is the man

Jeff bridges is the dude

Yeah, well, y’know, that’s just uh like, your opinion man.

Reference helps me get out of my non-drawing funk.

Thin, drawn in eyebrows used to be in. Now it’s it’s thicker drawn in eyebrows. I will never understand women.

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From Kirk doing his own trailer voice over to the font used, this is even worse than ‘Christmas With A Capitol C’.

I have a lower back ache, right at the base of my spine, and I can’t twist it or stretch it. Normally I twist my back and crack my spine which not only feels awesome but grosses people out somethin severe which fills me with immense joy. I need a small lady to walk on my back. Really get her feet in there. Nothin sexual, just walk on my problem area. I might make sex noises but that’s not a fetish thing. Just stand on my back and massage it with your little tootsies, and work it, then maybe stick your foot in my mouth, nothing weird.

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

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nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

Uhh, yeah. That’s it alright.

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markruffalo:

mamalaz:

The Avengers as a 70s cop show

I’d watch this show.

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